You’re probably eating too much shitty processed food. If you have issues with a chronically dirty butt, then you might want to examine your eating habits. You should have a tidy bottom if you want to, um, bottom, but unless you’re filming a porn scene or your partner is Joan Crawford and has some major cleanliness issues, (“I’M NOT MAD AT YOU…I’M MAD AT THIS TINY AMOUNT OF POO ON MY WEINER/DILDO!!!”) spending hours and hours and gallons and gallons of water in a frenzied effort to remove every dot of feces in your body, is a tad wasteful of time and water. It ain’t sexy or “fun” (unless you have a fetish I don’t want to hear about…) but it will turn up on occasion. So, spraying shitty ass water all over your tub and your legs is FINE but a teeny tiny amount of poo poo emerging during sex is a MAJOR disaster!!!! OK…I think this graphic is HELPFUL but it’s also kinda inconsistent. No…I am NOT squashing poo poo turds with my big toe!!!!
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After all, you have a butt full of warmish water inside you and you don’t want to rush and trip while making it to the toilet….that’s both messy and dangerous.Īnyway, my digression…because a bath tub IS NOT the same as a toilet!! Instead, why not “fill up” with water then CAREFULLY step out of the tub/stall and proceed to the toilet to “let’er rip!!!” So much easier/tidier! And, note you should be VERY cautious while doing this. Also: you’ll need to THOROUGHLY scrub out your tub AFTER you’re done cleaning out your butt and who has the time/desire to do that if you don’t need to? Also: do you really want to call your landlord/a plumber because you have tiny poo turds clogging up your bath tub drain?!?!? NOW, I’M GONNA INTERRUPT HERE FOR A MOMENT!īecause I do NOT approve/agree with the advice about just “letting it all go” down the drain in your bath tub! You most likely have a toilet sitting within a couple feet of your bath tub…a toilet is designed to take your “backdoor evacuations” while your tub/shower is not. Slow down! Use warm water! (not cold and not hot!) However, if you’re experiencing prolonged pain/discomfort you’re probably over doing it. Note: you will feel some light cramping while doing anal douching. Besides…if this is all “new” to you, you probably aren’t ready for fisting and 3 foot long dildos and 4 hour long sex sessions anyway. You need some experience with the Fast mode before jumping into the Full. Rushing into the longer and more complicated full cleanse isn’t recommended.
For your first time, stick with “Fast” until you get the “hang of it”. (Go HERE for the original which includes options for directions in different languages!! Helpful!!!!)Īnd, they have a flow chart for “Fast” and “Full” cleanses. Some lovely but unknown person made a (mostly) terrific graphic on Creative Commons (aka so folks can share it) about just this topic, so here’s a handy (and VERY graphic) guide to cleaning your po po hole for the buttsex. It’s not a very pleasant thing to think about but proper hygiene IS important and frankly the neophyte should be learning this valuable information HERE in the safety of an avuncular website teaching “Butt Cleaning 101” rather than picking it up “off the streets” so to speak. How do you clean your butt thoroughly enough to prevent “poo poo” emerging to put a damper on the evening’s (or afternoon’s or morning’s) love making? HOW DO YOU PREPARE YOURSELF FOR ANAL SEX? VERY frequently we see young (and not so young) gay men ask the very vital question: